I've been scanning through Astrocenter.com and enjoying the various takes on my personality offered up through numerology, Chinese animal signs, and Western sun signs. Some of it is so dead-on accurate that it's eerie; the rest is hilariously wrong. Join me now as we discover where I'm at, man. You live in a certain amount of physical and psychic isolation. This tendency to be marginal is due to your high intelligence and constant need for introspection. A perfectionist, you are studious, like research and have wisdom. You question yourself a lot which can make you constantly anxious although here, calm and serenity are favored. All true, except for the bit about wisdom.
Soul Urge Number: 9 Wow! I had no idea there were such things as soul urges derived from VOWELS, let alone that I possessed Soul Urge Number 9. But what is it? You are the incarnation of an accomplished being, detached from the egotistical truths of other people, you can realize yourself only by going down a "humanitarian" path, which can be full of sacrifice. You are incapable of living only for yourself because your ideals are noble and you have a spirit of sacrifice (sacred acts) which you carry to extreme. Nuh, mate, I'm a selfish old hag. Trust me on this, there isn't a humanitarian bone in my body. The energy which fills you is feminine, gentle and sometimes ambiguous in its choices. You want to evolve within a group or as part of a couple. Feelings dominate in all aspects of your life. The risk is that you have a tendency to be passive, to let yourself be carried along by events or energy that is stronger than your own. You are patient and flexible but you need a lot of help and support from others. Must be some other Lucy they're talking about. Feminine I'll grant you, but the rest is sheer fantasy. I can hear the howls of laughter from my friends right now. Let's see what the Chinese have to say about me. I'm a Rooster, apparently. Personality: Your bright red comb frightens bad spirits away in Chinese tradition. Protected from them, you don't hesitate parading around ostentatiously in public. Hungry for honors and medals, you love to be recognized for your talents at their just value and to be congratulated in all circumstances. Spiteful people who criticize you quickly get clawed because you hate being criticized. Your best quality is your frankness. You always say what you think even at the risk of hurting those close to you. Yet you always hide your real feelings out of an extreme sense of propriety because you can't stand people meddling in your affairs. A loyal and courageous friend, you don't hesitate attacking if you need to defend them, even if the battle seems lost in advance. You respect the rules whatever happens because you are a real conformist. You are somewhat narcissistic and pedantic. Sussed! This is an uncomfortably clear summation of my chief faults and virtues. I am particularly impressed with the central comment about being brutally frank yet hiding my real feelings because it's nobody's damn business. That rings so true it's just a little weird to see it turn up randomly in an free online astrology reading. So that was fun. Check it out and see if it is as effective for you. I'm just curious. Which reminds me, does anyone remember the Grim Reaper age-guessing site that was so popular last year? Everyone said it was guessing their age within a year or two, and being very impressed by its accuracy. I went to it and answered the questions truthfully even though I was pretty sure I was giving my age away loud and clear. After assessing my answers it finally guessed my age. 32.
So there you have it. I'm frank, feminine, dominated by my feelings, pedantic, narcissistic, loyal, and perpetually immature for my age. It's all in the stars. And the numbers. And, I guess, the bright red comb.
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