Tomorrow I will do an expanded version of What I Did On My Trip To New York, but for now I wish merely to acknowledge the approximately 12,965 people who corrected my confusion over which mammal's excrement was used in conjunction with art currently on display at the BMA. It was elephant dung. No, I didn't see it. The line was out the door and down the street, making it about half a mile long. Giuliani must be seething.
I also wish to thank my hosts the Nielsen Haydens for providing crash space plus endless coffee and witty repartee, Kymm Zuckert and Lust Pollution for putting us on the guest list at the Comedy Central taping, and all of my friends who basically planned their weekend at my convenience in order to facilitate various social engagements. Youse guys are da best.
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