09/12/98

If you're thinking of starting your own diary but wondering how it might affect your significant other, go read my article at Metajournals. Heck, read it anyway, even if you're not planning to start a diary. Metajournals is a nifty monthly webzine about online diaries.

So, we've all read the Starr report by now, right? It made me furious, but it also gave me a few hearty laughs. I'm disgusted and appalled that anyone would interpret a president's sexual misbehavior as an impeachable offense when we gaily looked the other way at Reagan and Bush who were busy actually killing people, including our own military personnel, and lied about it all along. Naturally, I read the details of Bill and Monica's encounters. I would just like to note that of their 17 encounters, he reached orgasm at least 12 times and she only got there twice. Quel classic male-to-female ratio, she said cynically. The part I really liked was his insistence that although she had his personal mojo in her mouth, he wouldn't ejaculate because he didn't trust her. Bill, honey, it's way too late at that point. She's got her teeth in position.