Three Deans for PE held under a darkening sky,
Seven for the English Lit buried in halls of stone,
Nine for all the rest but doomed to multiply,
One for the Dark Lord on his deanish throne,
In the college where the shadows lie,
One Dean to rule them all, One Dean to mind them,
One Dean to make the rules and in the darkness bind them
In the college where the shadows lie.
-- Kim R. R. Huett
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